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"The Last Unicorn" for Even Alec Baldwin supports TMF's vicious dogs legislation.
"Mean Rachel" for Texas Democrats Jim Dunnam and Elliott Naishtat wait their turn to audition for the role as "Disgruntled Elderly Man" in next season's 30 Rock. At the time of press, sources close to Alec Baldwin stated that Dunnam wasn't selected for the part due to "an unfortunate uneven eyebrow treatment," and Naishtat was rejected because "his overwhelming web presence interfered with the authenticity of the role."
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